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  Next time a JW knocks at your door.....

  by yknot in

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  why not accept the offer to study two jw books, in return that the caller study the franz books?

  it would be fairly easy to set up a study schedule and questions.. what is the worse that could happen?

  someone desparate enough for a study to agree or the caller getting back in the car and marking your house with a big fat red a on the territory map.. thank you for considering my moment of apostate evilness.. y.

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  As soon as you pulled out Franz's books the JW's would run screaming from your door in horror.
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  Something that bugged me the other day.

  by tnangel73 in

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  i live in a very small town.

  i hadn't been to the local mexican restaurant in quite awhile until the other day.

  my mom, my son and me were .

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  How pathetic. That rotten JW got to avoid giving a real tip and salved their conscience by leaving what they thought was potentially life-changing "good news". Wanker.
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  I'm so frikkin sick and have been for days. Somebody shoot me.

  by UnConfused in

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  i took last thurs and fri off from work and was on my bed all weekend, yesterday and today.

  even now i got up to take a shower and was too dizzy to dry off.

  i've not had a cold or flu in years and take the flu shot every year.

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  Your immune system may have already been a bit run down to get hit so bad. More zinc, fresh fruit & garlic dude!
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  Great Tribulation chart on Wikipedia

  by JH in

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  http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/jehovah's_witnesses.

  i like wikipedia.

  it explains everything so well.. look at the last column about the great tribulation and all the changes during those years.. .

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  So many decades of embarassing speculative shit summed up in just one small graph. Amazing!

  Thanks for that.
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  German Branch Calls Foreign Congregations to Help German Congregations!

  by GermanXJW in

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  there has been some rumour that the growth in most developed countries comes from imigrants.

  while this has been stated by cos and dos it is now official in germany.

  the kingdom ministry for february 2008 states that in germany there are 36,000 foreign publishers in 531 congregations und 272 groups.

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  Wunderbar, nice research. German JW's are getting tired of waiting for Jesus' thousand year reich haha.
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  ten pounds in ten weeks

  by Hortensia in

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  so it's january 1 and i want to lose ten pounds in ten weeks.

  i've been on a diet for a year and a half and have lost 130 pounds.

  weight loss has slowed down, so i need more focus and more exercise.

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  nah not at this time of year. Holidays are for pigging out!
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  What Did Noah Do With All The Animal manure Piling Up In the Ark?

  by frankiespeakin in

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  they were in the ark for such a long time, must have been pretty messy not to mention unhealthy, must have been a high mortality rate, causeing wide spead disease, and death due to the very unsanitary condition in that ark?

  imagine being locked up in that mess for a moment..

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  They shoveled it out of one of the windows. Easy.
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  It's Official - I celebrated Christmas

  by Princess Daisy Boo in

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  so after 11 years of celebrating christmas and birthdays, and successfully never mentioning the fact to my parents, my husband finally dobbed me in on sunday.

  my folks came by for a visit and we just making small talk about random subjects and my hubby says "oh - you know that wine we drank with christmas lunch..." i waited for a reaction from mom, and nothing happened.

  even when she called me yesterday, still no comment.

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  I believe xmas is all bollox but I celebrated it a bit too for the first time this year. I like the family get-together feeling thing.
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  WHAT HAPPENED TO THE BODIES OF THOSE DROWNED IN NOAH'S FLOOD?

  by badboy in

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  any ideas what jws say?

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  They just naturally decomposed, what else?
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  The only three reasons to miss a meeting?

  by outofthebox in

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  setting: sunday talk.

  brother giving the talk (bgtt): 'a co told me' (he said that as in god told me), 'the only three reasons for missing a meeting are...' (drum roll) ... 'the three fs'.. me (thinking): wtf?

  mmm.

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  What about so as not to hear obnoxious, smart-ass, annoying speakers like him. And I bet he thought he was being soooo clever (rolls eyes).